Like a virgin, blogged for the very first time

Eh yo,its me your friendly neighborhood Emrah. Wow,i'm blogging.It feels like everything I thought it would be and more. Actually,it feels much less.I'm just writing here. Its not that special.I don't have any super powers or anything. I'm not peeing gold. Its not like i'm getting a free ride on a unicorn . Whats all the hoopla bout blogging anywayz...? Maybe if I start writing about my daily adventures,something might happen.Ok,here it goes.Well, this past weekend was the halloween party weekend(something is happening).My halloween festivities started on Thursday when I went to York University's infamous underground hangout,the underground (I feel a tingling in my tummy). I had no clue of what to be so I just put on this wig,makeup and hoped for the best.I got everything from pumpkin head to a pimped up scarecrow.It was alright chillin and dancin it up with ppl i dont normally chill with(woah,i just shot lazers out of eyes!). As with most nights of drinking, something embarrasing was bound to happen. This night thankfully wasn't that bad.Spilt my drink over a girl. Luckily, pimped up scarecrows can get away with such foolery...brb......YIKES!I just pissed out a diamond...On saturday, I went to the club, Phoenix. All I can say is that when you have Chewbaca taking shots with Big Bird, Spawn grinding with siamese twins, and a pimped up scarecrow harlem shaking to "monster mash",you got a party. Hory Cow!....or shall i say unicorn,cause one just crashed into my window. By the septer of gandalf!, this blogging truly is quite magical.Well i gtg,and tame this wild, mythical beast that has thrusted its presence upon me. I think I shall name it Erwin....
Till next time kiddies!!!